Some things are best left unsaid. More things are best left unwritten. Join Good Beer Hunting and Chitown On Tap during Chicago Craft Beer Week to toast the stories we didn’t write–many because we lacked the imagination, time, or energy. Some because we were given the scoop off the record (ethics…trust…gah.) Others because we didn’t give a shit about your pathetic press release (seriously, Stella Artois? This is a compelling adventure for our readers?) Lots of times, it was because Josh Noel beat us to it (dick!) Most of the time, though, stories went unwritten because we didn’t want to display in print for the world to see, forever and ever, how big of assholes we really are. There you have it.
We are proud to present Solemn Oath Brewery, which will be on hand to tap their first four beers. We already told you why we’re excited about them. Standard Market, a solid gourmet market with a kickass beer and wine program, will whip up an appetizer to pair with each beer. Michael Kiser of Good Beer Hunting will sling prints of his epic beer
photography porn out of his trench coat. He might even have his coffee table book available, hot off the press. We hope you can join us, but let us be clear: we won’t write about it if you do.